herobydefault: (wut.)
Cloud Strife ([personal profile] herobydefault) wrote2009-05-26 11:19 pm

[Accidental Voice]

[Static. A door opens, very quiet footfalls on the floor. Then a soft noise, one of curiosity, before there's a gasp, a rapid metallic/clicking sound, and the squeak of hinges. Silence again, then-]



...holy shit.



[[ooc: Cloud got his box of shinies. And he can't use any of it.]]
wingenvy: (sleep in peace)

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[personal profile] wingenvy 2009-05-28 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
A threesome. [May as well be blunt about it, or Cloud won't clue in at all.]
wingenvy: (fish in the sea)

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[personal profile] wingenvy 2009-05-28 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[You heard me.]

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[identity profile] herobydefault.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
...give me one good reason why I shouldn't deck you in the face, right now.
wingenvy: (i wish to inform you of your brain damag)

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[personal profile] wingenvy 2009-05-28 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
...Because I'm serious?

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[identity profile] herobydefault.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Shove, ducking under Zack's arm, wordlessly marching over to collect his little treasure box.]
wingenvy: (art-hnn neutral)

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[personal profile] wingenvy 2009-05-28 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Not giving up just yet.] So is it that you don't want it, or that you don't believe me? [Pause.] Or are you afraid that it could be the best thing for all of us?

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[identity profile] herobydefault.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Right. I'm walking away because it's a good idea. [Cloud jabs a finger in Zack's direction, furious.] Look- people don't do that. They don't. And there's a reason why they don't and- you're insane.
wingenvy: (it's a new day)

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[personal profile] wingenvy 2009-05-28 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Zack shrugs his shoulders.] We're not exactly normal. Who the hell cares if other people don't do it? Think about it - she loves us both, I love you both, and we're both all for it. The door's open for you, Spike.

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[identity profile] herobydefault.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
If this is your idea of trying to get me to stick around, it sucks, Zack.
wingenvy: (and a bold world for me)

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[personal profile] wingenvy 2009-05-28 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
...I wish you'd just think about it before flat-out denying it's possible.

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[identity profile] herobydefault.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
It's a threesome! You- It's- People don't just- [Cloud's sputtering now.]
wingenvy: (and this old world)

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[personal profile] wingenvy 2009-05-28 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Well, more of a three-way relationship. I mean, we wouldn't just jump right in the sack, it'd be way too awkward that way.
wingenvy: (scent of the pine)

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[personal profile] wingenvy 2009-05-28 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Aren't you the least bit interested?
wingenvy: (fish in the sea)

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[personal profile] wingenvy 2009-05-28 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Saw that.]

You don't sound so sure.

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[identity profile] herobydefault.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Cloud scrubs his face for a second before snatching up the materia chest and stalking towards the door.] I'm taking this to Tifa. Come to your senses before I get back, would you?
wingenvy: (see how the sun shines brightly)

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[personal profile] wingenvy 2009-05-28 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
[...Well, that went... nowhere. But hopefully he's given Cloud some food for thought.] Sorry, Spike, I'm not the crazy one.

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[identity profile] herobydefault.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
[A snort and a door slam is all Zack receives in return.]