[Accidental Voice]

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[Static. A door opens, very quiet footfalls on the floor. Then a soft noise, one of curiosity, before there's a gasp, a rapid metallic/clicking sound, and the squeak of hinges. Silence again, then-]



...holy shit.



[[ooc: Cloud got his box of shinies. And he can't use any of it.]]

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[wingenvy]

...I wish you'd just think about it before flat-out denying it's possible.

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

It's a threesome! You- It's- People don't just- [Cloud's sputtering now.]

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[wingenvy]

Well, more of a three-way relationship. I mean, we wouldn't just jump right in the sack, it'd be way too awkward that way.

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

I'm not hearing this.

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[wingenvy]

Aren't you the least bit interested?

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Wh- No!

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[wingenvy]

[Saw that.]

You don't sound so sure.

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[Cloud scrubs his face for a second before snatching up the materia chest and stalking towards the door.] I'm taking this to Tifa. Come to your senses before I get back, would you?

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[wingenvy]

[...Well, that went... nowhere. But hopefully he's given Cloud some food for thought.] Sorry, Spike, I'm not the crazy one.

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[A snort and a door slam is all Zack receives in return.]