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[herobydefault]

We have a slight problem.

Any further plans of taking out Jenova need to be kept from myself, Sephiroth, Angeal, my boys, Ichigo and possibly Yuffie.

Speaking of- Yuffie, have you been hearing anything strange?

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[wingenvy]

Huh? What's the matter now?

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[RED.] ...your bed will smell like you.

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[wingenvy]

[....Holy shit, Strife, you've got it bad.] Uh.

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Just shut up. I can't help it. [The man's never been laid, Zack, give him a break.]

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[wingenvy]

[Poor, deprived soul.] Alright, fine, you can keep your damn couch. No complaints here.

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

... [Cloud clears his throat.] A-anyway. I should... [He shifts his weight and gestures lamely.] Y'know. Go. So you can shower.

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[wingenvy]

Yeah, get going before I start teasing you about taking my pants off.

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[S-sputter]

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[wingenvy]

[Just grins. And reaches for his belt threateningly.]

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

...

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[wingenvy]

[...oi. You were supposed to go away.]

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

...oh. That was supposed to be a threat.

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[wingenvy]

You bastard. What're you waiting for, a striptease?

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[Oooh.]

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[wingenvy]

[Oh, fuck you. This shower is happening whether you're here or not. OFF COMES THE BELT.]

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[Should- Should leave. Cloud should leave right now but-

But...]

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[wingenvy]

[Why are you making this so difficult on yourself, Cloud? And Zack, too. Curse you. He just wants to be wet and naked and clean, is that too much to ask for?

...Anyway. Zack's turning away to turn the water on now. THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING.]

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[Probably because Cloud's torn between the absolute horror in the realization that he wants to see Zack naked and also the desire itself to see Zack naked.

...and for a brief second he contemplated asking Zack if he could join him but NO.]

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[wingenvy]

[....Goddammit. He's still there. Is Cloud some kind of weird lusty voyeur or is he really that horny?]

I've never showered with an audience before.

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure I need to get out.

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[wingenvy]

Probably a good idea.

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Right. [DOOR.]

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[wingenvy]

[Oh thank god, now he can get nekkid and clean.]