Not Really Hero Material

...has anybody seen Yuffie? And...has Nina gone home?


...Anyway.

Uh, for those of you who worked at Seventh Heaven and still want to...I was gonna take if over. If anybody was interested and all.

I need somebody to cook though. I can't cook worth a damn. Another bartender would be good since I'm not very good at that yet, either. I can make...easy stuff.

What else... ...Stella, are we still training or what?


[Locked to FF!Aerith//65% Unhackable]

Aerith, I wanna talk to you.


[Locked to Kadaj//70% Unhackable]

...have you talked to Yazoo about this yet?

[Filtered to Lucrecia//85% Unhackable]

Luc ...Dr. Crescent. I need to talk to you.

[/Filter]

[Filtered to FF7!friends//90% Unhackable]

Haven't heard from Rufus for a while. I'm not sure if this is a good or a bad thing, so I'm gonna go poke my nose around for a bit. Be right back.

[/Filter]


Does anyone know if there's piano music in the shops? I haven't checked and I'm kind of being lazy.


[Private//92% Unhackable]

Memories are getting worse. Gonna have to talk to someone soon.

[/Private]




[[ooc: That last bit is a prompt for John, though he might not catch it. It's the best Cloud can do without getting too obvious, considering there's a couple other people he can talk to about that sort of thing.]]

Sigmund
Stella
Tifa
Kadaj
Raine
anybody else I talked to that was being weird

[Abrupt switch to Voice]

Are you all okay? Holy this experiment was a weird one. Angeal... [A sigh.] ...nevermind. I guess it's not your fault. You're still a bastard. Everybody else who got stuck on that...star thing he was rolling around, are you guys okay?

Cid, Yuffie, cancel the run into the desert. That was the weirdest thing- okay, not the weirdest. That was strange. Ignore that, there's no way in hell we're tromping through the desert unless it means we can go home. I hate the desert. And we are not killing Leto.

Raine, I'll come by to pick up Simon's assignments. Anything you want me to bring?

...what else... ...Zuko, I didn't see you that whole time. Either you managed to escape this one, or you got lost in the mountains again. Don't tell me you got lost in the mountains again.


[[Written, Locked to Zack//75% Unhackable]]

Zack, just...ignore that stuff I said about Jenova. I'm fine, seriously. It was mostly the experiment talking. Although I don't really get what hap

...other Cloud. I need to ask you something.

Yuffie, what materia do you have again? And Raine, I'm gonna swing by the clinic for more of those herbs if that's fine. Need to visit Emil anyhow.


Um, what else. ...don't remember.

( [[Private//80% Unhackable]] )

Oh- I remember now. Zack, Tifa, boys, I'm going to the store for coffee. Do you want anything?

Stay away from Kadaj and this thing that calls herself Jenova. They are both extremely dangerous; Jenova can manipulate minds, although I don't know how effective that is here.


[[Locked to Angeal//90% Unhackable]]

Angeal...I don't know your deal, but you have Jenova cells too, right? Can you hear her yet?

[[/Locked]]


[[Locked to Zack, Tifa, Barret, Yuffie, Aerith, Vincent and the Turks//90% Unhackable]]

Watch me, and watch Sephiroth.

Aerith...do you still have Holy?

[[Locked from Kadaj//93% Unhackable]]

Some of you out there might have heard about a man named Kadaj going around and offering "water" to people. He's a young man with light green eyes and silver hair, about chin-length; if he offers you anything to drink, or even just approaches you, do not go near him. He's already infected several people with a disease found in my home world called Geostigma. He's also a formidable fighter, and should be considered extremely dangerous. Again, if you see him, get away from him, and please try to get word to me of his whereabouts ASAP.


[[Locked to friends//96% Unhackable]]

You guys need to be especially careful. He's going after people I care about first and foremost because he's a freak with no life; if we've talked at all without locking our responses, then you can bet he's read it and knows about you. With that in mind, lock your responses to me from now on and I'll do the same for you, we don't want to feed him any more information.

...I'm sorry you all got involved in my problems. I'll make it up to you somehow, I promise.





...uh, also Zack, could you bring some milk home? I had some cereal.

YUFFIE!

What the HELL is wrong with you?! You better pray your hidey hole is a damn good one, because if I find you I am going to have a word with you.

...I miss the kids. I hope they're okay.

Tifa, I was just at the weapon shop. First Tsurugi and Premium Heart were there, I'm bringing them back to the apartment with me. Zack, the Buster Sword was here, for some reason...I'll bring it by later.

Ichigo, I hope you're up for a spar or something later. I need to get used to First Tsurugi's weight again. ...it feels heavier. I don't like it.

( Filtered to Sephiroth. )

Aerith, is there anything specific you'd like me to bring by?

And Zack...weird question. Did you get lost in the woods when you were younger?


[[ooc: Cloud also found Sephiroth's Masamune, but hell if he's handing it over to him. ]]