Not Really Hero Material

[Insert generic rustling noises here.]

...is this thing on...? Erm...if anyone can hear me...um...

I- Can anyone tell me where...where the nearest port is...? I'm trying to get to Midgar, but I think I got lost...Or somebody slipped me some drugs, because this is really weird.




[[ooc: Short and short of it, Cloud thinks he's fourteen and just having left Nibelheim.]]

Are you kidding me, Scarlet? Out of all the people I've seen pass, you give me Don Corneo and Scarlet.


Honestly. Really. Scarlet.

[There's a sigh and then the voice moves away, although it's obviously angered.]


Get the hell away from my mother, Corneo.