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[herobydefault]

[Static. A door opens, very quiet footfalls on the floor. Then a soft noise, one of curiosity, before there's a gasp, a rapid metallic/clicking sound, and the squeak of hinges. Silence again, then-]



...holy shit.



[[ooc: Cloud got his box of shinies. And he can't use any of it.]]

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[wingenvy]

...Yeah right.

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

You can be a real dick sometimes. Y'know that? [Cloud debating just storming out now.]

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[wingenvy]

At least I'm being honest.

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

You don't think I'm being honest? [This requires a drop of the materia chest and crossed arms, son.]

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[wingenvy]

I can't even tell with you. I ask questions and you yell at me or run away. Every conversation we have turns into an argument. You won't even try to help me work things out - you just distance yourself more and more.

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Oh okay- you tell me Zack, how should we work something like this out? I have a good idea; I stay here, skirt around, leave the room when I see you two together and we can pretend nothing's wrong. You know what, just for the hell of it, I should just cry myself to sleep while I'm at it, how about that? That way you can keep your cute little best pal and have your hot girlfriend all at once. How's that suit you?

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[wingenvy]

....

[Okay, you know what? No. Zack's going to shut up that stupid hissy fit of yours by shoving you up against the wall and pinning you there right now.]

And how's this suit you?

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[WHAT THE FLYING FUCK ARE YOU DOING.] ...get off me, Zack.

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[wingenvy]

[Keeping you there. There's just no way to get around this without being up front about it, whether Aerith's with him or not.] No. You're going to hear me out first.

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Fine. [Pouting. Cloud won't fight but you can bet he's kind of not gonna like it.]

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[wingenvy]

I talked to Aerith about it already. I was going to wait until after this experiment was over and done with, but since the situation's so messed up, we have no idea if it is going to end, or when. So I can't put this off anymore.

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

What the hell are you talking about?

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[wingenvy]

A threesome. [May as well be blunt about it, or Cloud won't clue in at all.]

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[WHAT.]

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[wingenvy]

[You heard me.]

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

...give me one good reason why I shouldn't deck you in the face, right now.

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[wingenvy]

...Because I'm serious?

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[Shove, ducking under Zack's arm, wordlessly marching over to collect his little treasure box.]

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[wingenvy]

[Not giving up just yet.] So is it that you don't want it, or that you don't believe me? [Pause.] Or are you afraid that it could be the best thing for all of us?

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Right. I'm walking away because it's a good idea. [Cloud jabs a finger in Zack's direction, furious.] Look- people don't do that. They don't. And there's a reason why they don't and- you're insane.

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[wingenvy]

[Zack shrugs his shoulders.] We're not exactly normal. Who the hell cares if other people don't do it? Think about it - she loves us both, I love you both, and we're both all for it. The door's open for you, Spike.

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

If this is your idea of trying to get me to stick around, it sucks, Zack.

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[wingenvy]

...I wish you'd just think about it before flat-out denying it's possible.

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

It's a threesome! You- It's- People don't just- [Cloud's sputtering now.]

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[wingenvy]

Well, more of a three-way relationship. I mean, we wouldn't just jump right in the sack, it'd be way too awkward that way.