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[Static. A door opens, very quiet footfalls on the floor. Then a soft noise, one of curiosity, before there's a gasp, a rapid metallic/clicking sound, and the squeak of hinges. Silence again, then-]



...holy shit.



[[ooc: Cloud got his box of shinies. And he can't use any of it.]]

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[wingenvy]

[Keeping you there. There's just no way to get around this without being up front about it, whether Aerith's with him or not.] No. You're going to hear me out first.

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Fine. [Pouting. Cloud won't fight but you can bet he's kind of not gonna like it.]

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[wingenvy]

I talked to Aerith about it already. I was going to wait until after this experiment was over and done with, but since the situation's so messed up, we have no idea if it is going to end, or when. So I can't put this off anymore.

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What the hell are you talking about?

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[wingenvy]

A threesome. [May as well be blunt about it, or Cloud won't clue in at all.]

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[WHAT.]

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[wingenvy]

[You heard me.]

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

...give me one good reason why I shouldn't deck you in the face, right now.

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[wingenvy]

...Because I'm serious?

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[Shove, ducking under Zack's arm, wordlessly marching over to collect his little treasure box.]

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[wingenvy]

[Not giving up just yet.] So is it that you don't want it, or that you don't believe me? [Pause.] Or are you afraid that it could be the best thing for all of us?

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Right. I'm walking away because it's a good idea. [Cloud jabs a finger in Zack's direction, furious.] Look- people don't do that. They don't. And there's a reason why they don't and- you're insane.

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[wingenvy]

[Zack shrugs his shoulders.] We're not exactly normal. Who the hell cares if other people don't do it? Think about it - she loves us both, I love you both, and we're both all for it. The door's open for you, Spike.

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

If this is your idea of trying to get me to stick around, it sucks, Zack.

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[wingenvy]

...I wish you'd just think about it before flat-out denying it's possible.

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

It's a threesome! You- It's- People don't just- [Cloud's sputtering now.]

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[wingenvy]

Well, more of a three-way relationship. I mean, we wouldn't just jump right in the sack, it'd be way too awkward that way.

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

I'm not hearing this.

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[wingenvy]

Aren't you the least bit interested?

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Wh- No!

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[wingenvy]

[Saw that.]

You don't sound so sure.

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[Cloud scrubs his face for a second before snatching up the materia chest and stalking towards the door.] I'm taking this to Tifa. Come to your senses before I get back, would you?

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[wingenvy]

[...Well, that went... nowhere. But hopefully he's given Cloud some food for thought.] Sorry, Spike, I'm not the crazy one.

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[A snort and a door slam is all Zack receives in return.]