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Sigmund
Stella
Tifa
Kadaj
Raine
anybody else I talked to that was being weird

[Abrupt switch to Voice]

Are you all okay? Holy this experiment was a weird one. Angeal... [A sigh.] ...nevermind. I guess it's not your fault. You're still a bastard. Everybody else who got stuck on that...star thing he was rolling around, are you guys okay?

Cid, Yuffie, cancel the run into the desert. That was the weirdest thing- okay, not the weirdest. That was strange. Ignore that, there's no way in hell we're tromping through the desert unless it means we can go home. I hate the desert. And we are not killing Leto.

Raine, I'll come by to pick up Simon's assignments. Anything you want me to bring?

...what else... ...Zuko, I didn't see you that whole time. Either you managed to escape this one, or you got lost in the mountains again. Don't tell me you got lost in the mountains again.

[[Written, Locked to Zack//75% Unhackable]]

Zack, just...ignore that stuff I said about Jenova. I'm fine, seriously. It was mostly the experiment talking. ~~Although I don't really get what hap~~

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Because that's where they serve alcohol, Sig.

You are determined to get me intoxicated.

Bars aren't just about getting sloshed, they're about atmosphere. Besides, I said I wouldn't get you drunk.

So long as you aren't a booze virgin.

I can't say I've stayed in many for very long. The last time I was in one, I got in a fight.

Just barely, in this body. I had far more to drink as Volsung.

[Okay the mental imagery is enough to make Cloud clap a hand over his mouth to stifle a surprised laugh.] Y...you got in a bar fight.

[Sigmund is rather collected about this.] There was a man in Fayel claiming to be the strongest man alive. Though I do not doubt his strength, I challenged him to a fight and won. Afterwards, he joined the Liberation Force.

[Oh God that's even BETTER.] You-you started a bar fight and then you made a friend.

[Sigmund sees nothing wrong.] It was a growth opportunity.

[HE CALLED IT A GROWTH OPPORTUNITY.] Ah.

At the time, the Liberation Force consisted of my childhood friend Eugene, a nightwhisper named Genma, and myself. Such a strong man proved to be a valuable asset.

[HE WENT TO A BAR TO PICK UP RECRUITS.

Cloud has to stop and hold his stomach now.]

Ah ha ha-! oh Holy-

[Moving right along, as if everything's fine.]

The next person to join was Edward.

[Cloud recovers and jogs to catch up, still grinning.] You pick him up in a bar, too? [Cloud has to restrain himself from suggesting a specific type of bar.]