(no subject)

[herobydefault]

Sigmund
Stella
Tifa
Kadaj
Raine
anybody else I talked to that was being weird

[Abrupt switch to Voice]

Are you all okay? Holy this experiment was a weird one. Angeal... [A sigh.] ...nevermind. I guess it's not your fault. You're still a bastard. Everybody else who got stuck on that...star thing he was rolling around, are you guys okay?

Cid, Yuffie, cancel the run into the desert. That was the weirdest thing- okay, not the weirdest. That was strange. Ignore that, there's no way in hell we're tromping through the desert unless it means we can go home. I hate the desert. And we are not killing Leto.

Raine, I'll come by to pick up Simon's assignments. Anything you want me to bring?

...what else... ...Zuko, I didn't see you that whole time. Either you managed to escape this one, or you got lost in the mountains again. Don't tell me you got lost in the mountains again.


[[Written, Locked to Zack//75% Unhackable]]

Zack, just...ignore that stuff I said about Jenova. I'm fine, seriously. It was mostly the experiment talking. Although I don't really get what hap

Comments

[Action]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[Oh God that's even BETTER.] You-you started a bar fight and then you made a friend.

[Action]

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

[Sigmund sees nothing wrong.] It was a growth opportunity.

[Action]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[HE CALLED IT A GROWTH OPPORTUNITY.] Ah.

[Action]

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

At the time, the Liberation Force consisted of my childhood friend Eugene, a nightwhisper named Genma, and myself. Such a strong man proved to be a valuable asset.

[Action]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[HE WENT TO A BAR TO PICK UP RECRUITS.

Cloud has to stop and hold his stomach now.]

Ah ha ha-! oh Holy-

[Action]

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

[Moving right along, as if everything's fine.]

The next person to join was Edward.

[Action]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[Cloud recovers and jogs to catch up, still grinning.] You pick him up in a bar, too? [Cloud has to restrain himself from suggesting a specific type of bar.]

[Action]

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

[Sigmund is making casual strides, in somewhat of a better mood.] No, I merely saved his life.

...I do not think he's actually been to a bar.

[Action]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

He needs to go. A boy can't be a man till he's been to a bar. [Cloud says this like he's some kind of expert on bars. Or growing up.]

[Action]

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

[Sigmund is curious about that, but also incredibly amused.] And what exactly is in a bar that makes a boy into a man?

[Action]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

The alcohol.

[Pause.]

...the...experience. Mostly the alcohol. Puts hair on your chest.

[Action]

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

...

[Considering this.] I think he shall stay away from bars.

[Action]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[NOT TOUCHING THAT.] ...it's just an expression. It's doesn't literally-

...nevermind.

[Action]

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

I cannot know what kind of alcohol there is in your world without tasting it. What if it's enchanted?

[Action]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

None of the alcohol on Gaia helps you to magically sprout chest hair, Sig. I promise.

[Action]

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

No concoction like that is served in bars where I come from, but there are strange ones nevertheless.

[Action]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you'll be fine.

[Action]

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

I know where to turn if something happens.

[Action]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Not to me, won't be my fault.

[Action]

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

So, you're going to take me to a bar and then leave me to fend for myself.

[Action]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

You worry too much. [Bar ahoy! Get inside, you.]

[Action]

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

It's my job to do so. [Going, going!]

[Action]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[Up to the counter and- there's nobody here. Okay, hopping over counter now, rummaging through the bottles. Cloud does not play around with that wussy shit and goes straight for the hard liquor.]

Whatcha want?

[Action]

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

[Sigmund watches him, a bit baffled. Is that alright, even in a place where everything is free?]

... Surprise me.

[Action]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[It better be all right, Cloud does not wait around when he wants a drink. However, he's no bartender and so you get a plain scotch on the rocks, Sig. Enjoy.]