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[Cloud's outside, doing what he does best. Brooding.

He'll be out and around town after brooding in the hammock in front of House 50 for a while. Stop at your own risk.]

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[wingenvy]

[Oi, you'll wake the kids. Zack claps a hand over Cloud's mouth and keep stroking. This is fun. |D]

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[sdlfkjsf this feels so seriously good that Cloud is tempted to let Zack keep going, but-

Well. ...no. So he reaches up and pries Zack's hand away, wriggling back in an attempt to escape.] S-stop- Zack, stop-

[wingenvy]

[Whoa whoa whoa, Cloud, what.] Huh, what? Are you okay?

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[PANTING. G-give him a second.]

[wingenvy]

[WAITING.]

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...

[Rolls over atop Zack and starts working his pants off.]

[wingenvy]

[Oh. Hey, that was worth waiting for. After a shellshocked "oh my god he's actually doing this" moment, Zack lifts up to try and help him get them off, hand working out of Cloud's pants to return the favour.]

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[Zack Zack Zack. Didn't you ever breed chocobos?

Oh that's right, that's not an option in your game.

...well FYI, they're really damn horny. So Cloud's going to just toss their pants over the side of the bed before moving back down to kiss Zack and cop a feel.]

[wingenvy]

[Mm, kisses and feel-copping. This is great. Arms are going around you, Chocobo-head, and he's not letting go anytime soon.]

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[Cloud mumbles; he's not even ashamed about asking, since he's gotten past the point where ego matters and how he just wants to be laid.]

Mmm- what do I do now?

[wingenvy]

[...Except this is where it stops being all hot and sexy and switches to the "you want me to put what where" territory.]

...Uh.

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[What. Stopping. Why are you-

No. Unacceptable. Cloud the Goddamn Strife will not allow it.] ...I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess we use whatever you snagged from the kitchen. Where is it?

[wingenvy]

[Just wait till you hear where your fingers go.] Yeah. It's- over here. [Grabbing it from the bedside table now, here you go-] This should work.

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[Staring at it in hand.

...so you just...slick it up and put it in? Seriously?]

[wingenvy]

[...Don't get any stupid ideas.]

You gotta stretch the bottom out first. It doesn't work the same as with women.

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[Wait a second. So that means...with his fingers...in Zack's-]

[wingenvy]

[Yep.]

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[...oh.

Well.]

...w- [What the heck voice, why so high. Cough, clearing throat.] Won't that...y'know, hurt you?

[wingenvy]

[....Headdesk.]

Not as much as it'd hurt if you just stuck it in.

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[Fff that's a logical answer. Okay.

...Okay. Let it never be said that Cloud starts shit he has no intention of finishing. He might be an idiot, and he might be pathetic; hell, he might even occasionally be a coward, especially when it comes to emotional things.

But he does not start anything and leave it halfway done. And he started this. So he's gonna finish it. And Zack is going to swoon and be all, "Cloud you are so manly and sexy and fff huge." Or something like that.

...okay, stop staring at the oil and just...put some on your fingers. Right. Like that. Good boy.]

[wingenvy]

[Right. So Zack stretches out and watches him with an upturned brow, mentally taking bets on whether or not Cloud can actually go through with it.]

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[Now to just.

...

Just.

...stick his fingers in Zack's ass.]

[wingenvy]

[Right up where the sun doesn't shine.]

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[Okay, maybe if he doesn't look. Just...closes his eyes. That should help, right?

Not his aim.

Miss.

Miss.

Miss.

...miss.]

[wingenvy]

[What the hell do you need, a road map? GPS?]

Cloud, if you poke my ass one more time with that gunk I swear to Shiva I will roll us over.