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[Cloud's outside, doing what he does best. Brooding.

He'll be out and around town after brooding in the hammock in front of House 50 for a while. Stop at your own risk.]

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[wingenvy]

You swear what? Do you want to keep poking around blind and making it uncomfortable for both of us?

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[Cloud throws up his free hand in exasperation.] What'm I doing wrong now?

[wingenvy]

Try curling your finger a little. You gotta find something.

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

["Find something," he says, like it's a fucking treasure hunt. Okay fine, doing this. This is ridiculous. Sex is ridiculous.]

[wingenvy]

[If you want the gold, you gotta dig a little. :|]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[...THIS IS STUPID.] What the hell am I even looking for, your lower intestine? Your kidneys? Give me some direction for Holy's sake.

[Curling.]

[wingenvy]

[HOLY MOTHER OF SUMMONS.]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[Wait what was that face.] Zack?

[wingenvy]

Nngh. D... do that again. [Oh god please do that again.]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

...do what again?

[wingenvy]

Move your finger like that! [CLOUD THE FEELING IS FADING DO IT AGAIN.]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[D-don't yell, doing it again!

Geez.]

[wingenvy]

[HOLY. MOTHER. OF. FFFFFFF.]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[F-fff Zack is making some really interesting expressions and noises. ...really interesting.

Guess that's what Cloud was supposed to find then; it make sense, after all. Who'd want some guy to shove his dick up their ass if it wasn't worth it? So Cloud kind of...strokes his finger in that one spot. It's not so weird now that Zack is apparently enjoying himself.]

[wingenvy]

[Someone's making a whole lot of noise up here. It's been way too long since he's felt this.]

G-good... that... that's good, Spike.

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[...so...

Using his incredibly scientific mind, Cloud deduces that if he curls his finger just like that and also leans down to nip at his stomach, Zack should enjoy this twice as much.

Conclusion?]

[wingenvy]

[Today's experiment is a complete success.]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[Okay now this is fun. Let's try another combination! How about neck-kissing + stroking + curl?]

[wingenvy]

[MOAN. You're killing him, man.]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[Hopefully not literally because this could get so awkward.

After a bit Cloud sits back on his heels and just looks at Zack, a bit pleased with himself and uh...sufficiently turned on. If he had a tail, it'd be wagging. Can we start now? Please, can we? Please please?]

[wingenvy]

[...Yeah, okay. Zack shifts a little and nods his head, gesturing towards the oil.]

C'mon, let's do this, or we'll be here all night.

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[...what, the oi-

OH. Right. He pours some in his hand, and- FFF THAT'S COLD.]

[wingenvy]

[.....LOL, Cloud. You're hilarious. Waiting.]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[Okay, putting the bottle on the tabl- SLIP.

AUGH IT'S GETTING ALL OVER THE FLOOR] Augh! [Cloud dives to pick it up, ewwww his floor is all oily.]

[wingenvy]

....

[Roll. Watch. Be amused. Cloud you are an epic mood killer.]

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