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[Cloud's outside, doing what he does best. Brooding.

He'll be out and around town after brooding in the hammock in front of House 50 for a while. Stop at your own risk.]

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[wingenvy]

[...Don't get any stupid ideas.]

You gotta stretch the bottom out first. It doesn't work the same as with women.

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[Wait a second. So that means...with his fingers...in Zack's-]

[wingenvy]

[Yep.]

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[...oh.

Well.]

...w- [What the heck voice, why so high. Cough, clearing throat.] Won't that...y'know, hurt you?

[wingenvy]

[....Headdesk.]

Not as much as it'd hurt if you just stuck it in.

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[Fff that's a logical answer. Okay.

...Okay. Let it never be said that Cloud starts shit he has no intention of finishing. He might be an idiot, and he might be pathetic; hell, he might even occasionally be a coward, especially when it comes to emotional things.

But he does not start anything and leave it halfway done. And he started this. So he's gonna finish it. And Zack is going to swoon and be all, "Cloud you are so manly and sexy and fff huge." Or something like that.

...okay, stop staring at the oil and just...put some on your fingers. Right. Like that. Good boy.]

[wingenvy]

[Right. So Zack stretches out and watches him with an upturned brow, mentally taking bets on whether or not Cloud can actually go through with it.]

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[Now to just.

...

Just.

...stick his fingers in Zack's ass.]

[wingenvy]

[Right up where the sun doesn't shine.]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[Okay, maybe if he doesn't look. Just...closes his eyes. That should help, right?

Not his aim.

Miss.

Miss.

Miss.

...miss.]

[wingenvy]

[What the hell do you need, a road map? GPS?]

Cloud, if you poke my ass one more time with that gunk I swear to Shiva I will roll us over.

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Oh hell no you're not! I just worked up the nerve to do this; you roll us over and I'll put you through the wall.

[FINE THERE, FINGER IN.

..................weird. Ewwwwwww.]

[wingenvy]

Yeah ri-ah.

[.....forgot how weird that felt.

Relax, relax, Cloud can do this... probably...]

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[Okay, so stretching. ...It's like working a rubber band, right? You just...um. Just...wiggle it around.

I am stretching out a man's asshole.

This is for the greater good and impending sexual pleasure, so suck it up and do it!

Okay, okay, doing...Holy...] ...that didn't hurt, did it?

[wingenvy]

[Oh god oh god Cloud has his finger up-

fffffffff

Okay breathing. It's not like this is the first time he'sNO DON'T THINK ABOUT GUY NOW oh hey, this is the same room where Guy did it. Imagine that.]

...Huh? Oh... uh, no. It usually doesn't hurt until the actual sex starts.

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[HOLD THE PHONE.]

Wait- you mean even if I do this, it'll still hurt for you?

[wingenvy]

[Oh great, here we go.]

Just a little, at the beginning. It's not a big deal.

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[Rrrrrrm.]

[wingenvy]

[....Goddammit.]

Are you just gonna sit there with your hand up my ass or are we going to do this?

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[Oh this is definitely being done. Although for a moment, Cloud contemplates telling Zack that it's all right to flip them over, so that Cloud would do the painful part. But then he realizes that it would make Cloud the bottom.

You can imagine how long that moment lasted.

Cloud continues what he probably imagines is the right way to stretch a person. Zack, if he's doing it Rong you need to tell him. :|]

1/oh god I have no idea.

[wingenvy]

[Oh boy, here we go.]

[wingenvy]

[Squirm.]

[wingenvy]

[Waiting.]

[wingenvy]

[Still waiting.]

[wingenvy]

[....Oh for god's sake.]