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[herobydefault]

[Cloud's outside, doing what he does best. Brooding.

He'll be out and around town after brooding in the hammock in front of House 50 for a while. Stop at your own risk.]

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[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Keep your voice down. [And get in this room.]

[wingenvy]

[SHOVE.] I said wait!

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

What?

[wingenvy]

Lube?

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[What?]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[OH Jesus Christ. Ffffff.]

...oh.

[wingenvy]

Unless you're feeling really masochistic, we're gonna need that.

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[So, so awkward.]

I...I don't exactly carry that kind of stuff around. [AKA, "what the hell else can we use, I am flying blind and not about to admit it."

...wait a second.]

You mean unless I'm feeling sadistic.

[wingenvy]

...Huh? [Maso- sadi- oh. Oh.] Oh, sure. Whatever you want. I can find something in the kitchen for us to use, either way.

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[Okay good, he was afraid there would be a horrible difference of opinion here. He's so relieved he doesn't have to argue this that he doesn't even feel embarrassed over the fact that holy shit they are actually doing this.] S'fine.

[wingenvy]

Yep. Meet you there. [Jogging jogging back to the kitchen, where was that stuff he used last time...]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[Okay so waiting in the room.

...um. Well, let's start by...taking off the boots. Yeah. Shoes are not necessary with this kind of activity. Usually. Socks too.]

[wingenvy]

[Woo hoo, oil acquired! Coming back into the room now. Also removing shirt and tossing it aside. He is so unbothered by this.]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[R-right. Okay. Cloud can do that too.]

[wingenvy]

[...And this could take all night.]

If it makes you feel any better, I've seen you naked.

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, loads better.

[wingenvy]

[Oh fine, be that way, Zack just snorts and sits down on the bed, kicking off his shoes.]

Just relax and run with it. If you want to do this, you gotta feel it. And to feel it you gotta try it out. Come sit down.

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

You sound like a counselor. [But Cloud does sit down, even if he doesn't really relax.]

[wingenvy]

I am a counselor, and this is your therapy. Not my fault you're jittery as a horny chocobo. [Come closer, you freakshow.]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Wh- I'm not jittery!

[wingenvy]

Uh-huh. [Poke.]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[Smack.] I'm not!

Keywords.

[wingenvy]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[FINE THEN. Someone's pouncing and pinning you to the bed by the shoulders! Who's jittery now, huh?!]

[wingenvy]

[FFFFFFFF

/winnar]