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[herobydefault]

To the girl who tried to help me, I'm sorry for being a jackass. You caught me at a bad time. And those other people I was talking to that I don't know, sorry to you all too. I didn't get your names. ...and all you people I talked to that I do know, sorry. Hell, just sorry in general to everyone in Luceti, let's just go with a blanket apology.


Raine, I still have something to talk to you about. And Angeal, I wanna talk to you too. ...and you, Sephiroth.


[[Locked from Don Corneo//85% Unhackable]]

Tifa, Aerith, Yuffie, I need your help. We gotta kill the Don.

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[Filtered] oh God Aerith have some mercy on the boy.

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...you don't think I could make a decent living as a crossdresser, right? Like, Don Corneo was only fooled because he's a stupid blind bastard, right?

[Filtered] ...that tag almost made me LOL in the library. XD

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

[selfrestraintselfrestraintselfrestraint don't talk until you know you won't laugh at the question...]

I--I know he's getting up there, so his eyesight's probably starting to go. [We're not mentioning the young man at the door. ...or the desk. Or Skotch and Kotch.] And we put a lot of work into that disguise, for Tifa. It's not like anyone would look at you and think "Oh, what a pretty girl." They'd say, "What a handsome young man."

[Filtered] Fuck yes, mission accomplished.

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...you're indulging me.

[Filtered] You are cruuueeeeeeel. XD

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

Cloud Strife. I can promise you that I knew the moment we met that you were a perfectly normal, testosterone-filled boy.

...Well, once I realized you weren't dead, but that's neither here nor there.

And I caught you trying to sit in that dress, Cloud. No woman crosses her legs like that while wearing a dress.

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[Okay, so Cloud feels a little better now.]

...That's good. I'll take that, "clearly male possible-corpse."

That's probably because I don't wear dresses.

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And that's a good thing, because doing that in a short dress would let everyone know you're a boy.

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I'm pretty sure a short dress would have given me away. Or at least disqualified me, because I was not going to shave for that.

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[Okay, now she's laughing.] Probably!

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[Oh well, her laugh is cute enough that Cloud can excuse it.]

But seriously...I'm pretty manly, right? I mean, I get that I'm kind of girly-looking, I guess there's no escaping that unless I...scar my face up or something. Which might be an idea.

But I don't act like a girl at least, right? And other than my face, I'm pretty guy-ish?

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He's just a dumb pervert, remember? Don't listen to what he says. [...and forget the fact that she's the one who thought crossdressing would work.]

And don't you dare scar your face! Imagine what you'd have to say when people ask you how you got it?

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I'll just lie. Got into a fight with a dragon or something.

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You wouldn't really do it, would you?

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I might. I have a pretty high pain tolerance. It'd be nice not to be mistaken for a girl.

[Filtered] Oh Cloud.

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

...Hmmmm.

[No, she does not like this whole "scarring your face" idea.]

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Speak now or forever hold your peace.

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[Can you hear the pout in her voice?] But you wouldn't be as cute with a scar.

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[That makes Cloud blush, but he's not about to be dissuaded with THAT.]

That's the point.

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[She was hoping the pout would be enough to make him reconsider. TIME FOR A NEW TACTIC.]

Cloud, are you going to let Don Corneo be the reason there's a mark on your face? Wouldn't you have been mortified if he'd given you a hickey? [...Okay, that just made her skin crawl, and she's not the hypothetical hickey-victim.] And those fade. A scar will just stare you in the mirror forever and you'll always remember it's because a dumb old pervert couldn't see straight.

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[Brb gagging about the idea of the Don giving him a hickey.]

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[Waits for a more coherent response.]

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[Triumphant return! He did not throw up.]

...that's very, very different.

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Are you sure about that?

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I'm so sure that I could write a book about how sure I am.