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[Cloud's outside, doing what he does best. Brooding.

He'll be out and around town after brooding in the hammock in front of House 50 for a while. Stop at your own risk.]

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[wingenvy]

Well. Now that the hard part's over, we probably won't argue about it as much anymore. I just thought it was worth telling you what the problem is.

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[So if it's sexual tension, then...that means he's going to jump away like a little rabbit each time Zack touches him until they-

Ffffff. Cloud didn't know what was worse; that apparently this problem wouldn't be solved until he worked up the nerve to actually sleep with Zack -who is ANOTHER GUY- or that he wasn't all that opposed to the id-

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.]

...I'm not gay. I'm not. You're an exception. Or something. Zack, tell me I'm not gay.

[wingenvy]

[Headdesk.]

You're not gay.

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...are you sure? [Well Zack said it. But. He was still another guy. Last time he checked, Zack was male. And now he's entertaining thoughts of-

SHUT UP CLOUD

...of things. Doesn't that make him gay?]

[wingenvy]

Definitely sure. Spike, everybody's got the potential to like both girls and guys. Some feel it more than others, and most people just sorta... stick to one or the other. Nothing wrong with that. I'm not gay either. I just feel the same way about you as I do with Aerith. If you wanna be technical about it, you're bi, but calling it that is way too simple.

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[Bi.

Bi. It's...hm. Well. It's.]

...I think I'll just stick with "straight with the exception of Zack," if that's okay with you.

[wingenvy]

Like I said, bi's too simple. I'm totally fine with that.

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[Okay NOW the hard part.]

...So. To fix this...

[wingenvy]

That's the theory.

1/don't even ask me i swear. i will cut you.

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...Well...

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Okay.

[What is he getting himself into.]

[wingenvy]

[.....Wait what.]

Okay?

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Yeah, okay. I'm sick of this. Every time you come within five feet of me I either want to run off or...um. Something else. So.

If we can fix this with...your method, let's do it. [That's it Cloud. Just treat this objectively. This is just a cure for a current condition. It's not a big deal. Besides, this was going to happen sooner or later.

...that and the prospect of finally getting laid is a nice one. Though he has to admit he never thought it'd be with a GUY.]

[wingenvy]

[...Uh. Treating it a little too lightly there, Spike.]

This isn't gonna be easy, you know. If you're not comfortable with it...

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[Oh for fuck's sake. Have a load of attitude, Zack.]

I want you. Does that spell it out clearly enough? Should I draw you a diagram?

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[Gruuuuuuumpy.]

Just so long as you're not gonna wuss out on me because you're too weirded out.

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So should I throw you down on the table, or would you rather talk about it some more? [Thatta boy, talk tough! Awesome, defense mechanisms are a go. And he's not a wuss! Cloud Motherfucking Strife doesn't wuss out on anything ever. Except for the things he does, but none of them count.]

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On the table? We may as well do it in one of the kids' bedrooms if you're gonna be that obvious about it. [Actually it's kind of entertaining to egg him on like this.]