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[Cloud's outside, doing what he does best. Brooding.

He'll be out and around town after brooding in the hammock in front of House 50 for a while. Stop at your own risk.]

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[Okay NOW the hard part.]

...So. To fix this...

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That's the theory.

1/don't even ask me i swear. i will cut you.

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...Well...

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Okay.

[What is he getting himself into.]

[wingenvy]

[.....Wait what.]

Okay?

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Yeah, okay. I'm sick of this. Every time you come within five feet of me I either want to run off or...um. Something else. So.

If we can fix this with...your method, let's do it. [That's it Cloud. Just treat this objectively. This is just a cure for a current condition. It's not a big deal. Besides, this was going to happen sooner or later.

...that and the prospect of finally getting laid is a nice one. Though he has to admit he never thought it'd be with a GUY.]

[wingenvy]

[...Uh. Treating it a little too lightly there, Spike.]

This isn't gonna be easy, you know. If you're not comfortable with it...

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[Oh for fuck's sake. Have a load of attitude, Zack.]

I want you. Does that spell it out clearly enough? Should I draw you a diagram?

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[Gruuuuuuumpy.]

Just so long as you're not gonna wuss out on me because you're too weirded out.

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So should I throw you down on the table, or would you rather talk about it some more? [Thatta boy, talk tough! Awesome, defense mechanisms are a go. And he's not a wuss! Cloud Motherfucking Strife doesn't wuss out on anything ever. Except for the things he does, but none of them count.]

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On the table? We may as well do it in one of the kids' bedrooms if you're gonna be that obvious about it. [Actually it's kind of entertaining to egg him on like this.]

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Well fine, pick a room.

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Yours. Tammy's sleeping in mine.

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[Oh God. That chocobo would just. Mood killer. "Mama, Papa, what are you doing?"

No. No no no.]

All right, then let's go.

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... You want to do it now? Really?

[W-wow, is this actually happening? Zack is kind of shellshocked.]

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[...okay, with that Cloud's bravado is starting to wane. Puffed chest deflating. Balls...shrinking. Spine...crumbling.]

...well I mean. If you don't-

I'm not desperate or anything. I just- well, I mean since February- But it's not like I've really...devoted a lot of thought to this or... It's...

Um. If...not if you don't want to.

[wingenvy]

[...Yeah okay, he's pretty bad.]

Of course I want to. I'm just making sure you're ready.

This is accompanied by his pouting expression.

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[...what.

GLARE. Cloud grabs a fistful of Zack's shirt and starts dragging him back to his room, though he does lower his voice since it's gotten late and he doesn't want to wake anyone.]

I'm not sixteen, I'm twenty-four freaking years old. Stop treating me like a kid.