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[Cloud's outside, doing what he does best. Brooding.

He'll be out and around town after brooding in the hammock in front of House 50 for a while. Stop at your own risk.]

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Yeah, I wasn't really worried about that. [What the hell's the big deal, Strife? You've kissed him for Holy's sake. You practically molested him during the Valentine's Day experiment. Stop being such a damn pansy.

...but don't be gay. I'm not gay.]

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...Can I be up-front about it?

[And hopefully not completely offensive.]

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Up-front about what? [He honestly does not know.]

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It's sexual tension.

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[An honest-to-God spittake. Luckily Cloud was in front of the sink.]

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[And Zack is totally serious, but he can't help but crack a smile at that. Oh Cloud. So predictable.]

KEYWORDS.

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[Cough cough cough, napkin-

Okay, WHAT. Gaping at and trying so, so hard not to turn red. Probably failing.]

LOLOL.

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[Patting his back now. Don't choke, bb.]

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[He flinches a bit. S-sexual tension.

Okay. So.

...sex. With. ...a guy. Oh fucking Holy in a handbasket, Shiva's tits, Ifrit's balls and all those other colorful phrases you say when you have no idea what else to say.

Sex. With another guy. What. No. But. Okay but he...well he... Okay so he's not denying l-

...h-having feelings for Zack, but he hadn't even let himself consider this aspect. Sex. With another guy. With Zack. Who is another guy. Oh God what would his mother think.]

[wingenvy]

[Juuuuust waiting. Wait it out, Spike, wait it out.]

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[...nope, brainstall. Cloud's train of thought goes no further. He just-

It.]

I...I kind of pictured myself...I mean. ...I didn't really...think about...that part. Yet. So.

[wingenvy]

Well. Now that the hard part's over, we probably won't argue about it as much anymore. I just thought it was worth telling you what the problem is.

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[So if it's sexual tension, then...that means he's going to jump away like a little rabbit each time Zack touches him until they-

Ffffff. Cloud didn't know what was worse; that apparently this problem wouldn't be solved until he worked up the nerve to actually sleep with Zack -who is ANOTHER GUY- or that he wasn't all that opposed to the id-

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.]

...I'm not gay. I'm not. You're an exception. Or something. Zack, tell me I'm not gay.

[wingenvy]

[Headdesk.]

You're not gay.

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...are you sure? [Well Zack said it. But. He was still another guy. Last time he checked, Zack was male. And now he's entertaining thoughts of-

SHUT UP CLOUD

...of things. Doesn't that make him gay?]

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Definitely sure. Spike, everybody's got the potential to like both girls and guys. Some feel it more than others, and most people just sorta... stick to one or the other. Nothing wrong with that. I'm not gay either. I just feel the same way about you as I do with Aerith. If you wanna be technical about it, you're bi, but calling it that is way too simple.

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[Bi.

Bi. It's...hm. Well. It's.]

...I think I'll just stick with "straight with the exception of Zack," if that's okay with you.

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Like I said, bi's too simple. I'm totally fine with that.

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[Okay NOW the hard part.]

...So. To fix this...

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That's the theory.

1/don't even ask me i swear. i will cut you.

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