Not Really Hero Material

[Fumble fumble rustle.]

...I went to a bar tonight. There's only one so I guess I went to the bar. It was good and stuff, and Zack was right because the drinks are really good and it only took...ten plus some more after ten. Like that many. But more of them.


I don't know.

...Like a lot.

Because they make it from gods or something. He was telling me about gods...but I just drank them instead. I think I was supposed to. I'm pretty sure. It was close.








...I can't find my shoes.