[Written/Action]

[herobydefault]

Don't touch my youngest, he explodes.


Yuffie, we're gonna leave tomorrow. Also Cid, join my party. Sorry Leto, but I think for the good of the plot you're going to have to bite the big one. We'll bring you back later, don't worry.


[[Locked to Tifa//80% Unhackable]]

...I'm sorry. Can I talk to you?


[[Private//85% Unhackable]]

Tell me the truth; did you take her, or did she go back?


[Action]

[Simon and Cloud are out walking about because the boy keeps bloodying up the house and scaring Cloud half to death. ...why he thought a walk outside would be a good idea is beyond me.]

Comments

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Oh he comes back. It's just...really nerve-wracking when your child explodes in a fountain of blood all over you, so I'd really rather he didn't.

[Private]

Yeah?

[death-orange.livejournal.com]

I hear ya.

Private

Well...you know how to raise a kid, right?

[Private]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Oh Holy Ichigo, don't tell me you got a girl pregnant.

Re: [Private]

[death-orange.livejournal.com]

*AGFGFADSGFAAGA* OF COURSE NOT!

A little kid from Hueco Mundo's here, she's attached herself to me.

[Private]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Don't do that to me. You seriously had me going for a second there.

Re: [Private]

[death-orange.livejournal.com]

Come on! I would think you'd know me better than that.

[Private] oh God what is he saying. he's in such a weird mood.

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Well I don't know. You're young, you might be popular back home or something. Maybe one of your girlfriends showed up and you decided to celebrate.

...you definitely know you should use protection, right? You haven't been going around doing things as nature intended, have you?

[Private] FFFFF

[death-orange.livejournal.com]

*FDAFDSFGASD* WE ARE NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION.

[Private]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

I'm just looking out for you, Ichigo. I mean, seriously, you are too young to be a father. Way too young.

Re: [Private]

[death-orange.livejournal.com]

THE KID IN QUESTION IS AN ARRANCAR FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD!

Besides, don't you think I know that crap?

[Private]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Look, I was just checking. You said your dad's on the eccentric side, I don't know if he'd given you this talk yet.

...what's an arrancar?

Re: [Private]

[death-orange.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he did.

You know what hollows are, right? An Arrancar is a hollow that's removed it's mask to gain the powers of a shinigami

[Private]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

And you have a little one at your house? Isn't that dangerous?

Re: [Private]

[death-orange.livejournal.com]

Nah, she's physically and mentally like a 3 year old.

[Private]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Oh.

Well, um...Ichigo, I hate to disappoint but I adopted Simon when he was like...seven. I don't know anything about taking care of babies or really little kids.

Feed them, bathe them, etc.?

Re: [Private]

[death-orange.livejournal.com]

I figured that....

What about keeping them entertained?

[Private]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

...play with her? Don't you have sisters?

Re: [Private]

[death-orange.livejournal.com]

They're twins. They always did their own thing and then when...

Look, my family's just really abnormal, okay?

[Private]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

I dunno what to tell you. Just...play with her. Usually kids will make up their own games at that age, just go along with it.

Re: [Private]

[death-orange.livejournal.com]

Okay, thanks.